December 10th, 2009

A Dirty Job - Profound Noirness

Attn: Christopher Moore Fans

I know I have a couple of Christopher Moore fans on my flist, and I just thought you might want to see this. Christopher Moore will be releasing "Bite Me" in March. It's the third installment of 'The Vampire Flood' love story. And after reading through the preview posted on his blog, I am sooo excited!

"Being the Journal of Abigail Von Normal,
Emergency Back-up Mistress of the Greater Bay Area Night

The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency back-up mistress of the greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. Which isn't, like, as bad as it sounds, because the general public kind of sucks ass.

Still, I think that this battle of dark powers, the maintenance of my steamy, forbidden romance, the torturous break-in of a new pair of red vinyl, thigh-high Skankenstein platform boots, as well as the daily application of complex eye make-up and whatnot, totally justify my flunking Biology 102, (Introduction to Mutilation of Preserved Marmot Cadavers, with Mr. Snavely, who totally has his way with the marmots when no one is around, I have it on good authority.) But try to tell that to the mother unit, who deserves this despair and disappointment for cursing me with her tainted and small-boobed DNA.
Allow me to catch you up, S'il vous plait. Pay attention, bitches, there will be a test."

Abby's back! And after reading the book summary, it looks like this book will be primarily focused around her!!! I can't wait until March! XD

Also, in case anyone is interested, they will be giving away ten advance copies of the book in January. For a chance to win one of the books, go here and sign up for the drawing. Good luck! :)